Girls Got Issues!

I have major issues... well not that major... but still there issues.
I miss having someone to talk to. And that's not to say I don't have people to talk to because I do but my go-to's are already annoyed with the topic and also do not comprehend single life. One is married, the other is engaged, the other's been dating the same guy for like 2 million years (I think it's actually 7 years...) so men have not been a problem in their lives for a very long time. And my issues are so trivial and immature.
I seriously have very similar tendencies to a 12 year old girl. And I am overemotional like a sorority girl but I prefer to believe this is just due to estrogen trying to work itself out because mother nature is fucking with me. What I really just want is for someone to sit down and listen to me rant for about... let's say 20 minutes and not look at me like I'm psycho... but honestly I really probably am. I mean I have a guy who is not awful looking, maybe a little too creepy for my liking, but who seems to genuinely think I am good looking (at least when he's drunk... but can I really hold that against him?) who shows interest and yet I am holding out hope for someone who has no interest and never will... When the fuck will I get on the train and move on? I need to a) stop obsessing and b) stop telling people because if I've learned anything from past experience it's that eventually secrets get out.
Also I'm 23 years old- I'm about a decade away from when crushing was an acceptable past time... Didn't I say I was accepting the notion of "he's just not that into you"?
okay babbling is done.